Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death
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two weeks later and I’m still laughing lbr
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my heart is falling out of my butt.

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Disney Hunger Games.
My vote goes to either Mulans team or Hercules’s team
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I found this out the hard way. My friends and I also learned that they hiss and charge when they’re angry.
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Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.
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my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
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When your friend says a guy is staring at you…
Expectation:

Reality:

via sodamnrelatable
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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE



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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Alex Day Good Morning Sunshine
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