haphazardtechie:

There are two ways to read this.

thebrotherswinchester:

there’s something kind of beautiful about an entire fandom going absolutely batshit insane all at the same time

creamy-poptartable:

how to make me ignore a post faster in 10 words or less

thecakebar:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

it has legs and ran! xD

thedisreputabledog:

realrobertpattinson:

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

You’re gonna rattle the stars, you are!

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide 

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

the-absolute-best-gifs:

punkmonksteven:

[VIDEO]

worst thing you could say to derek during a fight: 

snowdarkred:

“who died and made you alpha”

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [39/50]